the boy-band break-down.

After watching k-pop obsessively for the past year of my life, I have come to understand that there is a definite formula for making up a Korean boy band. Ok, it didn’t take me a year to realize this, but it’s taken a year for me to run out of things to write about. Ok, I haven’t actually run out of things to write about… I just felt like spending hours browsing pictures of hot k-poppers ok!?

So here it is… I have cracked the code and now any group of 5 to 17 guys can rise to stardom as long as they have these key components.

It helps if he looks slightly elf-ish.

who apparently likes to wear white!

It’s difficult to tell just from pictures but if you watch the videos it’s true! They CAN’T look sad… ever!

… until right now.

Watch out… spudgy’s gonna getcha!

So there are your basic members. Of course if you only have 5 members there’s definitely room for expansion. You could use a few guys who wear too much eye-liner and you want to get at least 2 more colours of the rainbow in their hairstyles.

Once the group is formed your job is pretty simple… just follow these two easy steps:

like… C’MON!

and…

That’s all there is to it!! There may be a bit of singing and dancing and warding off screaming fangirls while you’re at it but you get the idea.

😀

For Spudgy references go to eatyourkimchi.com… especially here! 

beautiful target

I can’t stop watching this video!! Beautiful Target by B1A4. It is soooo cute and k-poppy! I love how the words “you zoom zoom my heart like a rocket” come out as “you ju ju my heart like a locket”. Purely for entertainment purposes, this song/video is awesome!